Blue vs. green bubbles. SMS vs. RCS. Google vs. Apple. Closed vs open. Exclusive vs. cross-platform. Rage vs The Machine. Whatever. From iMessage for Android or the web, to Universal Profile, to… Messages+ where anybody can have bougie gold bubbles for just $3 a month! Kidding. Kinda! Everyone’s posting their hottest of iMessage hot takes, and so I’m going to post one that’s just stone freaking cold!